This is the Monsters section.

These are the jokes in the section.

Little Monster: I hate my teacher's guts!

Mommy Monster:Then just eat around them!

Whats green,sits in a corner and cries?

The Incredible Sulk.

What's a vampire's favourite dog?

Abloodhound!

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Blood vessels.

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear when I'm talking to you.

What did King Kong say when his sister had a baby?

Well,I'll be a monkey's uncle.

Why did the zombie decide to stay in his coffin?

He felt rotten.

What happened when the abominablesnowm,an ate a curry?

He melted.

What do you call a good looking,kind,and considerate monster?

A complete failure.

Little Monster:Should I eat fries with my fingers?

Mommy Monster:No,you should eat them seperatly!