This is the Doctor Doctor section.

These are the jokes in the section.

 

Doctor , Doctor , I have a hoarse throat.

The resemblance doesn't end there.

 

Doctor , Doctor , what is the best way to avoid biting insects?

Dont't biteany.

 

Doctor , Doctor , I feel like a tennis racket.

You must too highly strung

 

 

 

Doctor , Doctor , my nose is running .

You had better tie it up.

 

Doctor , Doctor , I'm afraid of the dark.

Then leave the light on.

 

Doctor , Doctor , I keep stealing things.

Take one of these pills , and if it doesn't work , bring me back a computer.

 

Doctor , Doctor , I feel like a pair of socks .

Well , I'll be darned.

 

Doctor , Doctor , I think I'm a video.

I thought I'd seen you before.

 

Doctor , Doctor , I keep thinking I'm a yo-yo.

How are you felling?

Oh , up and down.

 

Doctor , Doctor , how can I stop my nose from running?

Stick your foot out and trip it.