This is the Dinosaurs section.

These are the jokes in the section.

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a vampire?

A blood shortage.

 

What do dinosaurs put on their french fries?

Tomatosaurus.

 

What's extinct and works in rodeos?

Bronco-saurus.

 

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What road?

 

What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?

My-feet-are-saurus.

 

What do you get if you give a dinosaur a pogo stick?

Big holes in the driveway.

 

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us?

 

What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?

Brontosaurus.

 

Why did the baby dinosaur get arrested?

He took the bus home!

 

What's the best way to call a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Long distance!