This is the animals section.

These are the jokes in the section.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming Trunks!

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

He stole the show!

What did the dog say when he was attacked by a tiger?

Nothing , dogs can't talk.

How did the skunk phone his mother?

On a smellular phone.

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel with a rooster and a poodle?

Cockerpoodledoo.

Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?

Because they have two left feet.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger.

What do you get when you cross a mountain lion and a parrot?

I don't know , but when it talks , you had better listen!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a caterpillar?

Drumsticks for everyone!

What do you call a lamb with a machine gun?

Lambo.